He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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