We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
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