no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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