Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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