Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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