? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
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