When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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