Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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