u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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