Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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