Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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