We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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