Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
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