Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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