i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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