I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
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