Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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