Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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