Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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