all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Randomize
