My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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