i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I need a burrito and a hug.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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