i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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