I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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