i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
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