no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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