You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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