I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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