I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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