I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I am one with the molecules
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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