well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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