I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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