Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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