Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
In America we eat man semen.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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