words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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