I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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