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I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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