let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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