i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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