This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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