I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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