Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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