i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
