operation have a gay friend backfired
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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