no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Michael Bay diarrhea
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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