me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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