Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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