You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
How external is "for external use only"?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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