White coat. Heels.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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