The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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