she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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