Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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