I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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